The State of the Nation – Big Storm Day!
The weather was going to be a bit naughty today (10th of March, Gregorian Calendar fans!) so the usual media outlets had the audacity to tell us in advance. The fools! How can we blame them when all of our houses are upside down, if we knew it was coming? Anyway, some people with not much else to do thought they’d tell us all what they thought, through the magic of the interweb.
“This is a disgusting waste of money. The BBC is a joke.”
- Edwina Rigby, Blackburn England
This refers to the Beeb weather woman, reporting the weather, in the weather. Surely it would cost the same as telling you the weather from a nice warm studio? Maybe the umbrella that was snapped in two was a priceless collector’s edition.
YOU FUCKING MORON.
“11am in Newcastle and no wind, just a light drizzle of rain. Lovely day really.”
- Norm, Newcastle, UK
That’s because, when they said the worst of the weather would be in the south, they didn’t mean Newcastle, because it’s in the north. Why aye man?
WHAT, SO YOU’RE PISSED OFF THAT YOUR HOUSE IS STILL STANDING? GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, YOU UTTER TIT.
“I went out this morning and my hair blown about and very wet. This is really intolerable. I put it all down to Global Warming – can’t take any much more of this.”
- Martin Wilson, Wirral, United Kingdom
Oh no Martin! I mean, I was feeling awful for the people who’s homes had been flooded and cars had been crushed by falling trees, but you had your hair knocked out of place? We’re praying for you, man”
FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? YOU SCOUSE CUNT.
Possibly more soon!