Driving In Russia

Driving In Russia

Is everybody in Russia drunk driving all the time? =P

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About me: Some people know me as Ignacio or Ig or honorabili, the internet legend of ill-repute. This reputation has put several contracts out on my life, but I am always two steps ahead of my assassins. I say, keep them coming, I could always use a bit more XP. ^_^ I hate fake people. They need to die, twice. What I hate most are little cock teases. I hate being controlled as well. Also, I'm a sucker for any female, although I'm getting tired of being a second-class citizen, being an intelligent and nice (the worst mix that could happen to you) guy in Miami. It sucks because in this city, the good guys DO finish last. I have a tendency to be the knight in shining armor, even when I must play this role alone. I was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina on March 17, 1979. I've lived there until the late 80's. Then the country went to shit and my fam and I moved to Miami, FL. I was a fatass little kid in my childhood, then I become sort of like an adonis in H.S., then I went to hell for a few years, now I'm just blah. I'm a college graduate (bachelor's, which means jack shit in today's world/economy)... A major geek that can fix a computer by breathing on it. I was a fighter pilot in the year 3000 in my previous life, I have no fear of speed: I embrace it. My only true nightmares are to forget who I was/am, to be eternally lonely, and to finish going blind. In my spare time, I'm building a doomsday device to end the plague called humanity. About Me: [comedy/tragedy?] I used to be fucking brilliant, before I got ruined. Like most brilliant, foolish men, the main things that motivate me are sex and "love", which I hardly see. The lack of these things are the main reason for my downfall. Citing this in public will get me even less of "some". The real problem with me is that I always strive to get a girlfriend and there are no girls in Miami that are willing to handle that. Also, my job is to troubleshoot computers and sometimes cars. I don't feel like troubleshooting people all the time, I'm sick and tired of doing it with non-living things that at least I know how they'll react 90% of the time, imagine how sick I am with people who are random as fuck. Now that we let Ignacio rant, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Who I'd like to meet: UPDATE! Since my requirements for a girl are too unrealistic, my new benchmark is I'd like to meet a girl who likes the movie Robocop 1. ^_^ OLD REQS Any girl that even played either Fallout [1, 2, Tactics], Planescape: Torment, Master of Orion, Shadowrun, any Kirby game, any Mario Party, any racing game OR any girl that's willing to learn to play any of those games OR any girl that likes me in general An artificially intelligent entity LAN Parties - isn't this obvious Normal Parties - if previously said girls will be there, drunk preferably, clothes optional The non-serial killer version of myself - I met cloned versions of myself like this, but they are "gone" now The Grim Reaper - I'll play you a game of chess, biatch And... have tea with God again. This time don't spike it, dude! NOTICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT: If you are female and you understand any reference to any material I just wrote about, we should probably reproduce soon, and often. ^_^

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