Dinner Theater: The Couple Up
INT. BRAVIOS RESTAURANT - CORAL GABLES FLORIDA
Anthony, Jb, Kyle, Lola, Kim and Kyle sit in the dimly lit
restaurant in a back booth near the kitchen. In the middle of
their meal Anthony sees an old lady walk up to a family
sitting at their table and kiss a young girl. The young girl
pulls away as if she does not want to kiss the old lady, but
the old lady continues on anyway.
Why, why do we force ourselves to
do the kiss hello.
What's the big deal?
The big deal is what if I don't
want to kiss the person. Worse yet,
what if it's a stranger I just met.
Do I have to kiss a stranger.
I'd think any chance to kiss a girl
would be a plus for you.
JB looks over at Clara.
You know what I mean.
Lola punches JB in the arm.
I agree with Anthony.
Lola looks surprised.
Yeah. I had this uncle, horrible
breath, smelled like you stuck a
pack of cigarettes up your but and
then lit them. He would always
force a kiss. It was on the cheek,
No one should ever be forced to
I hope you remember that when Clara
pushes you away.
Anthony gives Kyle a dirty look.
Look just because you are now the
odd man out you don't have to be a
dick...er...bigger dick then you
I'm not the odd man out! I have
been dating a girl for a while now
so eat it bitch!
Who is she?
Kyle looks away and takes a big drink from his glass.
What she ugly or something?
Lola punches JB in the arm.
What, she might have a case of the
She doesn't have a case of the
Then what? You don't shy away from
anything, who is she?
I don't want any shit. I like this
one, she isn't going to end up in
Clara looks puzzled.
What's the dumpster?
Kyle has this dumpster where he was
dumped by a girl in the sixth
grade. Ever since then he takes
girls he is breaking up with back
to that same dumpster and dumps
Sick as fuck if you as me.
No ones asking you. Anyway, this
girl is cool and she is in college.
Where did you meet her?
Lola spits her drink.
The strip club?
I didn't know you could meet women
at a strip club. I mean dateable
Wait, is she a stripper?
Kyle shakes his head.
Yes, but she started as a waitress
And then the manager said she had a
great body and should be a dancer.
Kyle stares at Lola with a puzzled look on his face.
How the hell did you know that?
Megan right? Yeah, I know Megan
well, nice boobs.
Clara stares at Lola.
How, what, what?
Sometimes I'm stressed after work
so I go to Booties and I met Megan
Anthony looks at JB.
Do you know this Megan?
No, I don't go to Booties, I go to
Clara puts her head in her hands.
I'm in the Twilight Zone.
Lola is right, Megan has great
So you have no problem with her
being looked at or touched by tons
Yeah, that's just sick.
She makes over a grand a night.
And they're hiring you say?
This is all to much.
Anthony puts his arm around Clara.
You will get used to it.
Look, she works there three nights
a week. The rest of the time she is
normal just like me.
You're not normal.
You know what I mean!
I bust my ass and it takes a month
to see even part of that cash and
Megan makes it in three days. This
world is not fair.
God gives one woman triple D's and
another A cups, life isn't fair.
Lola grabs JB's balls.
No baby, no!
I have no stories or crazy people
like you guys do. How am I ever
going to fit in here?
That's not true, you have the story
about kicking Anthony in the face
when he was going down on you.
Anthony turns pale.
You told the girls that?
So what you told the guys the
You're right, it doesn't matter.
Just say what you feel.
No, no, you are right. I need to
express myself, be free, tell it
Anthony looks nervous.
Anthony was playing Fallout or
something and I was pretty horny,
so I began playing with him.
Clara no, please dont....
So I get him all hot and then, bam,
I pull his head down because he
knows what comes next!
No this is interesting.
Anthony lowers his head.
Kill me now, Lord.
So he is going to town, doing a
great job, just like I taught him.
Everyone at the table stares at Anthony.
So it was Anthony you taught!
Kyle and JB laugh. Anthony slumps down in his seat.
So there is a problem. We had a big
meal and I felt... well I felt a
Why did Irene miss us, why?
I didn't want to pull him away
because he was hitting the right
spot. But. I didn't want to blast
him either, I mean, we haven't been
dating that long.
You mean there is a gap between
smelling your girls gas and being
gas free. With Lola, she never gave
Lola twists JB's balls.
This is her story!
So you blasted him?
Anthony sits up straight and smiles.
You know, fuck it.
Anthony looks at Clara.
I'll finish the story. She held it
JB and Kyle groan.
Rip, or lack there of.
No, no. She held it in until I got
You, creative, how?
I tried to pick her up and flip her
onto her back to... you know.
I made her hit her head on the lamp
and then slammed her to hard onto
The thing is I slipped as well
during all this and my face landed
right between her legs as she...
Fired of a shot.
Everyone at the table laughs.
It was funny and we still had sex.
Kyle gives Anthony a high five.
That felt good to get out.
The story or the fart?
This is what life is about. We are
all friends here and we can share
Anthony looks at Kyle.
We want stories about Megan. If she
is the one then we need to know.
I'll do you one better. We will go
see her, right now at Booties.
Great, let me get my strip club
Maybe I can apply for a job.
I need to ice down my balls first.
Alright then, let's go to a strip
Kyle stands up and yells.
TO BE CONTINUED